A disconnected commentary by an outdoor columnist contended that fly angling, and spinfishing with a fly, are one and the same. The word on the street is the reporter's bird dog actually penned the column.|
Inspired by the canine's confusion, I hearby present "Miller's dog"...a new genre of fly angling humor:
Read between the lines of the column that spawned this page.
"Miller's dog is so dumb..."
he thinks fly dressing is something made by Kraft for salads.
he thinks a streamer is someone who fishes...what else? Streams.
he thinks a roll cast is tossing bread to the ducks on Mill Creek.
he thinks Korkers are steelhead baits.
he thinks a double haul is two truck loads of top soil.
he thinks a dry fly is a no-drinks America West flight.
he thinks Mustad 9672 is a television program.
he thinks stripping line is a single's bar come-on.
he thinks a riffle is a 30.06.
he thinks pocket water is a very small canteen.
he thinks herl refers to projectile regurgitation.
he thinks Sage is a kitchen spice.
he thinks a Royal Coachman is Prince Charles' chauffeur.
he thinks fly casting refers to actor Jeff Goldblum.
he thinks a blood knot is a marriage of cousins.
he thinks 4X refers to a brand of condom.
he thinks dubbing is a lip sync.
he thinks The Big Horn is taking "cuts" in a long movie line.
he thinks a fly rod is an insect's reproductive appendage.
he thinks rod wraps are corporal punishment.
he thinks Orvis refers to a mouth, nose, or ear.
he thinks mending a line means equivocation.
he thinks a graphite rod is a pencil.
he thinks Haig-Brown is a fly pattern.
he thinks catch and release is a sin.
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